the reason i am the way i am (A psychobabble Soliloquy)

It’s very simple if you ask me.
I didn’t get that toy I was three.
She broke my heart in middle school
That’s why I sometimes play the fool.
That’s why I give the pain I’ve got
You think I’m guilty but I’m not.
My toilet training was inconsistent
That’s why I’m so resistant
My mother had an evil glare
That’s why I had that one affair
The reason I sometimes go crazy
and my ethics are a little hazy
It's not my fault. It’s the way I am
Ask Eminem, He’ll understand.