you might be a pharisee if

You might be a pharisee if...

You judge the success of a day by the number of times you say I pity the fool.

you watch episodes of COPS secretly hoping that you'll see an associate being chased

you secretly withhold giving depending upon the quality of the sermon

your prayer requests include the words "smote them"

you only tip the waitress with a "Four Spiritual Laws" track

you withold compliments in order to keep people humble.

your bumper sticker on your car is intended to make people feel guilty

you are considered the Simon Cowel of the deacons

you get excited about controversy in department meetings at work

you secretly enjoy seeing the boss get hammered by the regional director

you smile and gawk when someone is pulled over for speeding

you secretly investigate the prescription drugs in the bathroom of your friends.

you suggest your friends as possible features to the producers of Dr. Phil.

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[rebekah]

it is exciting to read a little about what all God is doing and how you are being used to reshape the vision for Bluegrass. be encouraged and keep being faithful! this post reminded me of a perry post you may have already read before... http://www.jeffkapusta.com/2008/07/17/reblog-beware-by-perry-noble/