Startling discovery by James Cameron and The Discovery Channel

The crew of the recent "Lost Tomb of Jesus," James Cameron and the Discovery Channel have another startling discovery. They found the real grave of Elvis Presley. Buried underneath a Las Vegas Wedding Chapel. DNA seems to point toward a man in his 40s with a cape and a banana peanut butter sandwich petrified in his left hand. Although there is unqualified evidence that Elvis was "supposedly" buried in Memphis, Cameron and the producers at Discovery Channel point to the fact that he was buried with an "I love Pricilla" button on his lapel and the fact that several 45s of the King of Rock and Roll were found in an undisclosed office near the tomb. See actual photo of Elvis Presley below.

"It's obvious," the former Titanic director stated. "There are just too many coincidences. Why would a guy impersonating Elvis Pressley be found under a wedding chapel in the sleepy little town of Las Vegas? What are the odds? Put two and two together, people."

After another earth-shaking discovery Cameron will now set his sites on Hoffa, Lock Ness, Sasquatch, and the nearly certain theory that JFK was not assassinated- merely abducted by the reptilian inhabitants of Uranus.

Comments

[Chris Rosebrough]

I've written a comprehensive rebuttal to claims and evidence of this film. Please read it and decide for yourself.

You will find it at <a href="http://www.extremetheology.com/">extremetheology.com</a>

[matt]

Thanks Chris. I don't really think the discovery channel's claims are even worth addressing. Looks like you've done a great job at it though.

[john the lesser]

you are just a hunka hunka burnin sarcasm

it's on tv
it must be real...