The Couch Potato Old Testement

Biblical literacy is plummeting. Why? Because the culture is focused on the Plasma Bible- and no I don't mean the Living Bible.

Genesis: Lost
Exodus: The Amazing Race
Leviticus: HGTV
Numbers: Bloomberg TV
Deuteronomy: Court TV
Joshua: NFL Network
Judges: WWE
Ruth: Blind Date
1 Samuel: Malcolm in the Middle
2 Samuel: People's Court
1 Kings: Big Love
2 Kings: The Appretice
1 Chronicles: Tomb Raider 1
2 Chronicles: Tomb Raider 2
Ezra: Cribs
Nehemiah: Trading Spaces
Esther: The Bachelor
Job: Jerry Springer
Psalms: American Idol
Proverbs: Dr. Phil
Ecclesiastes: Monk
Song of Solomon: Desperate Housewives
Isaiah: Coast to Coast AM
Jeremiah: Larry King
Lamentations: The View
Ezekiel: X-Files
Daniel: Fear Factor
Hosea: Law and Order: Special Victims
Joel: Weather Channel
Amos: Victory Garden
Obadiah: CNN Anchor
Jonah: Glen Beck
Micah: The Crocodile Hunter
Nahum: Jim Rome Show
Habakkuk: The Naked Chef
Zephaniah: Rush Limbaugh
Haggai: Market Watch
Zechariah: Katie Couric
Malachi: Motley Fool Radio