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1: So you are a Christian?

2: Yes

1: So am I!! Protestant or Catholic?

2: Protestant

1: So am I! What denomination?

2: Baptist

1: So am I! Northern, Southern, or American

2: Southern

1: So am I! Fundamentalist Southern Baptist or moderate Southern Baptist?

2: Fundamentalist Southern Baptist

1: So am I! Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Calvinist or Free Will Fundamentalist Southern Baptist?

2: Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Calvinist.

1: So am I! Traditional Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Calvinist or Contemporary Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Calvinist.?

2:  Contemporary Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Calvinist.

1: So am I! NIV Contemporary Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Calvinist. or NASB Contemporary Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Calvinist.

2:  NIV

1: HERETIC!!!!

Comments

[Tim Miller]

Hahaha! Not sure if people quite get the accuracy of this post. I think I've had this conversation!

Thanks for the comments Matt. The good news is that I think the 30 and under generations are truly starting to see beyond denominationalism. Wouldn't that be something?

Great site!

[derick]

Verily, I say unto you that as I committeth thy post into the depths of mine eyes, I am believing that thou art truly wise beyond thy years!

Glad you're back!

[Emory]

LOL